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vito
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Re: Jokes

Post by vito » Feb 14th, 2013 12:43 am

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no. :willy:

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the
office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I
look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other
problem can there be greater than this one?” :skep: